Egg Crisis 2025 T-Shirt — "I Survived the Great Egg Crisis of 2025" Graphic Tee
You were there. You remember. The empty shelves. The mental math at the checkout. The moment you genuinely considered raising backyard chickens.
You survived the Great Egg Crisis of 2025, and you deserve a cape.
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee comes pre-broken-in, because you've been through enough and your clothes should reflect that. The front features a brave little egg in a cape and a bandage — battered, upright, still here. Just like you.
The garment-dyed cotton gets softer with every wash. The relaxed tubular fit goes over a hoodie or flies solo at the farmers market where you now comparison-shop out of habit and mild trauma. Double-needle seams mean it outlasts the next crisis. And there will be a next one.
Sizes S–4XL. Multiple colors. Sewn-in label so future generations know this was real.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a trophy. Wear it to brunch and wait for someone to ask.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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