Free Range Anxiety T-Shirt — Cute Yellow Bird Graphic Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You didn't choose this. The eggs chose you.
Somewhere between the third price check and quietly putting the fancy butter back, something shifted. The anxiety became free range. It spread. It has feathers now.
This lightweight ring-spun tee features a frantic little bird — mid-flap, fully unhinged, deeply relatable — above the words that describe your entire relationship with grocery shopping: Free Range Anxiety. Hand-drawn sketch lines meet vintage color blocking for a look that says "I have opinions about inflation" without you having to say a word.
Soft, breathable, tubular knit so there are no side seams to distract from your damage. Ribbed collar that holds its shape longer than egg prices held their value. Tear-away label because you have enough irritants in your life.
Reach for it on mornings when the news is already bad. Wear it to the farmers market as a conversation starter and a warning. Pair it with the dead-eyed stare of someone who has memorized the cost per ounce of six different olive oils.
It's just a shirt. But it understands you.
100% ring-spun cotton · Oeko-Tex certified · Sizes S–4XL Machine wash cold. Low heat everything. It's been through enough.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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