Nothing to hide. Unlike the grocery store when they quietly moved the eggs to a different aisle and hoped you wouldn't notice the price.

This clear stadium tote is fully transparent — which is more than we can say for the supply chain. The PVC body puts everything on display: your water bottle, your wallet, your complete inability to leave the store without checking the unit price on at least four items. The receipt design printed on both sides means the itemized breakdown of your grocery grief is visible from all angles, at all times, to everyone in a 10-foot radius.

Take it to the game. The concert. The actual grocery store, where it will function as both a shopping bag and a conversation piece and possibly a cry for help.

Polyester webbing handles hold their shape. The PVC holds your stuff. You hold it together. Barely, but still.

Prints on both sides because one existential receipt wasn't enough.

Clear PVC · 11.75" x 11.75" x 5.75" · Prints both sides Hand wash only. Much like your finances, treat it gently.